hush little laptop dont you cry. Mommy’s gonna find you some more wifi.
And if that wifi doesn’t work
Momma will destroy the fucking earth
Do I look like any actresses/famous women?
Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my love interest.
Double Bonus: Tell me who’d you cast as my best friend
Triple Bonus: Who would you cast as Genderbent me?
(Source: aydias)
My bf dislocated his shoulder and we can’t have sex :(
They’re called basic human rights.
Not basic straight people rights
wasn’t expecting this
but arent you glad it hapened
its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS
floomph
oh my god
(Source: caturday)